The Analysts Interview
The Chlorine Bible Documentary. The Analyst Interview.
What's The Chlorine Bible?
Omar: The Chlorine Bible is an album by The Analysts. That is coming out very soon.
Jim: That's why you’re here. Yeah and this whole crew.
Who is behind this masterpiece?
J: The Analysts.
Who's the brains behind this operation?
O: There are none.
What are some stereotypes that analysts identify with?
J: Stereotypes. Stereotypes. I don’t know pass.
O: Just that the Irish are alcoholics, right?
J: I would also like to add that the Irish are alcoholics
What's your relationship to Chlorine?
J: It's good for cleaning pools and perhaps bibles.
What was behind the naming of this to be album?
J: That's a hard one. Umm yeah, you'll see. I feel like it'll. It'll make sense
At your live performances. They've been very exciting and energetic. that brings the question, like, this energy has to come from somewhere.
So what's your favorite thing to sneak into a venue?
J: I mean, I feel like the Dasani vodka bottle is a timeless classic. Also the flask in your buddy’s blazer also comes in handy.
O: I usually spike the coffee coming in. Dunkin’ sponsor us, please.
You guys big into wearing sunglasses past dusk?
O: When else would I wear them, I’m never awake before dusk.
J: ugghhh. you know, yeah. I mean, they're the jeans and the face.
Post show, what's a healthy amount of cigs to smoke?
J: I don't smoke.
O: Well, I say the serving size. (So an entire carton?) You know, that’s fine. Bulk.
J: Is your serving size for eggs the entire carton as well? (touché)
So, talking about the future? Thoughts on bands that blow up and instantly go to SNL.
Is that you guys? Is that in The Analyst DNA?
J: I mean…
Are you gonna have a sell out tour??
J: Sure I would, I would love to have a sell out tour.
How hard would you sell out?
J: We're having an interview for a documentary. I think that's a good start.
O: I think if it's like Raytheon, it needs a jingle or something like that.
J: Yeah, I would love to do the power up sounds for Raytheon. Next question.
Hard seltzer. Is it just water?
J: Yes.
Tallboy or shooters?
O: Both.
Do you pander to an older audience?
J: How old? (Over 25)
O: That's old?? I mean, we're not going for Teen Choice Awards
J: Yeah, we're going to get slimed at the next Teen Choice Awards. But fr, I would say people of all ages. I don’t think a lot of older people like it, but it's available to them.
Speaking of older people, how do you think you're going to die?
O: Soon.
J: I don't know, like something entertaining. Something that reads well, you know. Like shark attack could be sick.
O: Yeah. Bull riding accident.
J: Yeah, bull riding accident. So that would read well. The New Yorker would have a field day with that. (I can see the illustration already) Oh yea.
All right. yeah. All right, let's lighten mood. Got a little get a little too deep.
Go to cocktail, but at a shitty bar?
O: How shitty?
(like beer Only bar but they have like a bottle of so like one of each)
J: Okay. I mean probably vodka cran. I mean, or like a vodka red bull.
O: Okay. You see I drink whiskey, cause I don’t got soft hands.
J: I drive a Chevy truck. Chevy please sponsor us.
It's kind of inevitable and a stereotype that after a band blows up, there's always infighting.
So after EP, do you guys plan to break up?
J: I mean, it could read well for us.
O: It would kind of a divorce back together.
J: It'd probably be good for the doc, honestly.
O: I Bet you want that, huh?
J: Yeah, trying to stoke fires or something??
On the topic of fear, what's your biggest fear?
J: Snakes.
O: Flying.
The band is developing a reputation for having some degenerative activities anything that have anything to say?
J: source? What's your source on that (the grapevine)
O: The grapevine is jealous.
Wait can we ask the next question outside, please? (We can. We can make that happen)
