Bite 02
other week
Chomping yet again
We accidentally skipped a week. Don’t be mad, we have some good excuses locked and loaded. Read all about them below, adjacent, wherever floats your boat.
Moving up in the world
Our beautiful, talented, resident DJ’s secured a set at Paul’s Casablanca. It went great.
Question for Readers
Mini Trader Joes Bag, is it the new Birkin?? Tell us
It Girl #2: Finnian Lyon
While your frantically texting your friend to come get you outside the club, she’s walking right past you and entering with meritorious ease. The sultana of Sub-Mercer and nightlife queen, Finnian Lyon, is our latest muse for It Girl and walks us through various subjects that would exile you from Thanksgiving dinner. Enjoy.
We compromised the door at The Hellp’s afterparty
We totally could’ve just asked to get in but we kinda get off on the thrill of it now. This time around, we were the aloof Atlantic Records photography interns running late. God bless the VHS tape. Relive the shenanigans.
Seeyuhhh (Never)
Jesse foolishly went to Playboi Carti’s bday party in BK. Falling for Jordan Carter’s chronic lies yet again, all he was left with were dirty white shoes, 3 overpriced whiteclaws, and minor trauma induced by underage 00pium incels. Sit through grandpa’s war story here
Can we please start saying Quid for monetary purposes?! Please!!
