Bad Vacation

 

No need to ask “are we there yet” because this Bad Vacation announces itself. The New York based punk band and the blog’s rowdiest friends brought all the rage to Heaven Can Wait, kicking amps, charming tramps, and everything that’s unholy in between. Listen to their most intrusive thoughts in the latest Conversation About Nothing.

Is there a vacation that provoked the name?

During the pandemic I was jerking off and staying home, watching movies and getting fat.

Is that your vacation?

Yea, that is my vacation.

What do you think is the most evil guitar pedal?

I don’t know… probably like an Octafuzz or something. I’ll go with the Metal Zone. Nahhhhhh. He sticks his metal zone up his ass and then it comes out and it gives you the most gnarliest sound in the world.

Response?

Exactly, I open a beer bottle the same way.




If each of you had to be buried in a band shirt, what would it be?

Bad Brains. Ramones. Funerol. Bad Vacation. No Doubt.

What’s the most noble injury you could sustain at a bad vacation show?

A kick in the nuts. Single decapitation. That’s our new album. Mortal combat status.

Who is your favorite artists, favorite artist?

James Brown. George Washington maybe? Salvador Dali. Dylon, Dylon and Dylon. and Elvis I guess. Dave Chappelle. Evil Elvis.

What is Bad Vacation’s pre show ritual?

We have this stupid fucking star (hand shake) thing… then we make out with each other. Wait now who’s gonna make out with each other? Not me. You two are already sick so. smooch on the cheek Awwww. I don’t wanna kiss anyone else.

Craziest green room experience you can talk about on camera?

I guess I got my face burned off by hot water. The last time I had a sore throat, my entire face got burned by hot water. His girlfriend was trying to help me cure my sore throat and she spilled all the hot water on my face. You went straight for the hot tea and dumped it back. My whole face was burnt. Or someones water and it’s vodka.

Where is the worst vacation spot?

Los Angeles. Dimes Square. Dimes Square, yea fuck Dimes Square. Who the fuck would go to Dimes Square on vacation? Shit… I don’t know. Some dude from like New Jersey or some shit. Trust me I know I place. I might get a Long Island Iced Tea and Ima just drink with my friends and stroke my own dick. A lot of jerking off in this interview. If you jerk off too much, you’ll go blind. So don’t jerk off too much. and its no nut November.

Self Plug

Bad Vacation NYC. Taking over the world. We gonna be in Australia in June.

 
 

By: Carter Houck & Jesse Cabble
Date: November 9, 2024


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