The Analysts

Mix

Jan 8

The Analysts | Get a Room
Loading...

RELATED VIDEOS

UP NEXT

New Articles

Apr 3, 2026

BLENNY’s Radio

Apr 3, 2026

SHOP

I Hate Music Tote

$19.00

A tote for hypocrites.

I specifically picked this bag because of how heavy duty it is. Every time theres a vinyl set, it’s a trek to the venue. Every other bag we carry vinyls in look like its on the brink of collapse. This thick cotton tote can withstand the abuse of carrying (I havent counted yet but trust its a lot) vinyl records. Really a practical purchase when you think about it… Plus you get to announce to the world you hate music. A true win win.

14.5 inch x 15.5 inch, heavy 12 oz. cotton tote. Free US shipping.

Bottle Opener Necklace

$25.00

Nothing gets between you and your beer.

The Nothing Radio bottle opener is the best way to open a beer. Especially when no one has a lighter or some alt method to magically open your bev of choice. This is always on you. It won’t tarnish so you can wear it anywhere the opportunity arises.

Stainless Steel, Engraved Pendant with a 24.5 inch stainless steel chain. Free US shipping.

Patch Pack

$15.00

Alt title: Adornment.

I love patches. We’ve assembled our recent favorite 10 graphics and printed them onto thin canvas. Perfect for any situation. Perfect for any bag. Perfect to out niche any potential foe.

All Patch Packs have at least 10 patches (some might have a couple more.) Patches will vary from pack to pack.

All or Nothing Hat

$25.00

I rocked this all summer and got it constantly stolen from people who swear they: “hate trucker hats” and “would never wear a trucker.” Hypocrites. Maybe it’s just denial. Maybe this is the ultimate trucker. I guess we won’t know until you try one on.

Embroidered in the US. Free US Shipping.

Get a Room

The Radio

The Analysts

Anok Yai & Alex Consani

What's Your New Year's Resolution?